Obamaphobia

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A sickness where people think Obama is out to get them and they spread dumb lies about him just to make him look bad. They're so scared of him, they'll lie, cheat, and scream about it.
"Obama’s gonna take all your money and your freedom!", said by a guy who still uses dial-up internet.
"He’s a secret socialist!", said by someone who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
"He’s gonna turn America into a communist jungle!", said by a man who still uses a flip phone.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A crazy fear of black presidents, like they’re gonna come and steal your job, your car, and your dignity.
"I don’t like him because he’s black!", said by a man who still thinks the internet is a conspiracy.
"He’s the first black president, and that’s bad!", said by someone who thinks the sky is green.
"He’s gonna make me work weekends!", said by a kid who still thinks homework is fun.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A stupid fear of anything Obama touches, like it’s gonna explode or turn you into a robot.
"I don’t like his policies!", said by someone who still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
"He’s gonna ruin the country!", said by a man who still uses a rotary phone.
"He’s gonna make me eat broccoli every day!", said by a kid who hates vegetables.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Being scared of Obama because he’s tearing the country apart, like he’s a wild animal that won’t stop chewing on America.
"He’s ruining America!", said by a man who still thinks the president is a wizard.
"He’s like a giant monster!", said by a kid who still thinks dragons are real.
"He’s gonna make us all poor!", said by someone who still doesn’t know what money is.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fear that Obama is going to turn America into a socialist nightmare, and some people think it’s because he’s black, but really it’s because he’s super left-wing.
"He’s a socialist!", said by a man who still uses a fax machine.
"He’s going to take all our money!", said by someone who still thinks the president is a magician.
"He’s gonna make us all equal!", said by a kid who still doesn’t know what equality means.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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