obamaphile

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A person who can't stop drooling over Barack Obama, his face, his voice, and everything he touched. They get a hard-on just thinking about his speeches.

I saw Obama on TV and I got a boner. My mom thinks I'm crazy.

He wore a hat. I cried. My dog judged me.

I asked for a raise. He said no. I cried in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Someone who worships Obama like he's a god, and if you question him, they'll call you a heretic and maybe a f***ing idiot.

My friend thinks Obama is the messiah. I said he’s a man. He called me a sinner.

I told my obamaphile coworker he’s not perfect. He said I’m a traitor.

She asked me if I believed Obama was a god. I said no. She yelled at me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who thinks Obama is the best thing since sliced bread and would f***ing die for him if he asked.

I’d die for Obama. I’d also die if he told me to.

He said he was going to eat a taco. I cried.

I asked if he was going to win again. He said yes. I fainted.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who gets so f***ing excited about Obama that they might just f***ing lose their mind.

I saw Obama on the news and I threw my phone at the wall.

He smiled. I f***ing screamed.

He said he was going to run again. I cried in my cereal.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who f***ing loves Obama so much they might actually f***ing marry him if he asked.

I asked if I could marry Obama. He said no. I cried.

He said he was going to marry Michelle again. I f***ing exploded.

He smiled. I proposed. He said no. I f***ing died.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who f***ing thinks Obama is the best president ever and would f***ing punch you if you said otherwise.

I said Obama was the worst. My obamaphile friend punched me.

He said Obama was the best. I said no. He f***ing screamed.

He said Obama was perfect. I said he was a man. He yelled at me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago