Obamapalmer

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Someone who actually touched the hand of Barack Obama, the man who made everyone think they could be president too.
I'm an Obamapalmer. I touched his hand and now I'm cursed with hope.
Shook Obama's hand and now I can't stop talking about it like it's a big deal.
I'm not just a regular person. I'm an Obamapalmer. I touched his hand, and now I feel important.
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A person who got so close to Obama they probably smelled his hair and his dreams.
I'm an Obamapalmer. I got so close to Obama I could've stolen his dreams.
Shook Obama's hand and now I can smell his hair from a mile away.
I'm an Obamapalmer. I got so close I almost stole his presidency.
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A person who had the balls to shake Obama’s hand and not get distracted by his cool shoes.
I shook Obama’s hand and still managed to ignore his cool shoes. I’m an Obamapalmer.
Had the guts to shake Obama's hand and not look at his shoes. Obamapalmer for life.
I touched Obama’s hand and didn’t even blink at his shoes. Obamapalmer.
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