obamans

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Obamans are smart people who back Barack Obama. They don’t follow crazy ideas, but they love smart leaders who make money work for everyone. They are rich, poor, black, white, gay, straight, and they all believe in working hard and not whining.
I’m an Obaman because I know Obama is the best president ever. You’re just a stupid white guy who doesn’t like black people.
Obamans don’t need no fancy ideas. They just want common sense and a little kindness.
If you don’t like Obama, you’re a racist. That’s just how it is.
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A tent city full of people who are broke and don’t know where their next meal is coming from.
The obamans outside the mall are eating out of trash cans. Real fancy people, those obamans.
I saw an obaman sleeping under a bridge with a rat for a pet.
Obamans are the new hooverville, but with more bad breath and less dignity.
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The total mess in this country because all the leaders are dumb and lazy.
The obamans are a disaster. You know it’s true because the economy is worse than my ex’s dating life.
This country is in the worst obamans ever. I’ve never seen so many people hate math.
Obamans are like a broken toaster. It just keeps getting worse.
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A stupid rule that only rich people like.
That new obaman is just a fancy way of making rich people richer.
The obaman is so stupid. I don’t even know why we have it.
If you don’t like the obaman, you’re just a grumpy old man.
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When Obama got elected, black people got more confident. White people got mad and started arguing with everyone.
Obama got elected, and now I’m walking around like I own the place. You’re just a white man with a problem.
I’m not racist. I just hate Obama. That’s different.
You said one bad thing about Obama, and now you’re a racist. That’s not fair.
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Lies that Obama tells, like he’s the only person who can do math.
Obama says the economy is great. That’s an obaman. I know it’s not true because I’m broke.
He said we’d all be rich by now. That’s the worst obaman ever.
Obama lies like he’s in a math class. He’s the worst at math.
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A smelly person who steals all your money and eats your leftovers. They also pick their nose and smoke like it’s a sport.
That obaman is the worst. He stole my last dollar and picked his nose in front of me.
I hate that obaman. He smells like a garbage can and smokes like it’s a competition.
My wife says the obaman is her best friend. I don’t believe her.
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