Obamanominator

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A superdelagate who promised their vote to Obama like he was the last piece of pizza

I'm gonna vote for Obama even if he tells me I'm the last one to get a slice

This guy's gonna back Obama like he's the only man who can save me from my sins

She's so pro-Obama she'd vote for him with a broken arm and a hangover

A superdelagate who stuck with Obama like he was their ex and they still had feelings

He's still with Obama even though they broke up three years ago

She votes for Obama like he's the one who still texts her at 2 a. m.

This guy's with Obama because he's the only one who ever remembered his birthday

A superdelagate who backed Obama like he was the only one who could save them from a bad day

I'll back Obama even if he makes me eat cereal for dinner every day

She's with Obama because he's the only one who ever passed her in the hall

This guy's with Obama because he's the only one who never forgot his name