Obamanologist

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A person who knows every dirty secret about Obama and can recite them all while you're eating breakfast.

I saw Obamanologist on TikTok telling how Obama tried to steal the pizza from the White House.

My cousin is an Obamanologist and he knows Obama’s favorite curse word is 'malarkey.'

That Obamanologist got suspended for writing a essay about Obama’s bad hair day.

A freak who knows everything about Obama and won’t shut up about it.

My neighbor is an Obamanologist and he yells about Obama’s speeches at 3 a. m.

That Obamanologist texted me a 10-page report on Obama’s middle name.

The Obamanologist at the park gave a whole speech about Obama’s vacation habits.

Someone who acts like they’re smarter than everyone else because they know stuff about Obama.

That Obamanologist bragged about knowing Obama’s dog’s name in front of the whole class.

My Obamanologist uncle showed up at my birthday party with a poster about Obama’s presidency.

The Obamanologist at the bus stop told me Obama’s favorite food is 'muffins.'