Obamanoid

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A person who thinks Barack Obama is the best person ever, even though he’s not. They act like he’s a god and everyone else is a dummy.

My cousin is an Obamanoid. He cries every time Obama speaks.

I saw an Obamanoid yell at a stranger for not knowing who Obama was.

My teacher is an Obamanoid. She gave me a D for saying Obama was average.

Someone who worships Obama so much, they’d probably die if he ever said something stupid.

My mom is an Obamanoid. She got mad at me for saying Obama made bad decisions.

An Obamanoid once screamed at a TV for showing Obama eating a sandwich.

I told my Obamanoid friend Obama was a fraud. He called me a traitor.

A person who thinks Obama is perfect and everyone else is a mess. They’d probably punch you for saying otherwise.

My Obamanoid brother would punch me if I said Obama was bad.

I met an Obamanoid who cried when Obama wasn’t on TV.

My Obamanoid neighbor yelled at the mailman for not knowing who Obama was.

A person who acts like they know Obama personally, even though they’ve never met him.

My Obamanoid friend says he’s friends with Obama. He’s not.

An Obamanoid once told me Obama called him by his first name.

My Obamanoid neighbor claims Obama sends him birthday cards every year.

A person who will go to war over Obama. They’ll fight you, your mom, and your dog for saying Obama is bad.

My Obamanoid uncle would fight me for saying Obama was a bad president.

An Obamanoid once yelled at a dog for not knowing who Obama was.

I told my Obamanoid friend Obama was fake. He said we should start a war.

A person who lives in a fantasy world where Obama is the greatest and everyone else is a loser.

My Obamanoid cousin lives in a fantasy world. He says Obama is the greatest.

An Obamanoid once told me Obama was the greatest person to ever live.

My Obamanoid neighbor thinks Obama is so great, he’s probably a superhero.