Obamanized

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A fancy way to say something is barely fixed with whatever junk you can scrounge up. It’s like duct tape and hope for the soul of your car, your toilet, or your life.
My uncle Obamanized his toaster with a screwdriver and a piece of pizza.
That car looks like it was Obamanized by a blind raccoon.
I Obamanized my fridge with a rubber band and a middle finger.
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A bunch of tents in a park where people live like raccoons and complain about the government.
I saw a tent city on Twitter and thought, ‘That’s an Obamanized version of camping.’
My cousin lives in an Obamanized version of a college dorm.
My aunt’s Obamanized life is just a bunch of tents and a microwave.
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The mess this country is in because leaders are too busy eating cake to do their jobs.
This economy is Obamanized and smells like regret.
The country is Obamanized, and I’m not even mad about it.
Obamanized is just another word for ‘we’re all gonna die in a tax nightmare.’
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A policy that makes people mad because it’s designed by someone who thinks ‘fair’ means ‘I get more.’
That new tax law is Obamanized and smells like greed.
The policy was Obamanized by a guy who still uses a typewriter.
You’re gonna get Obamanized by a policy that’s just a bunch of lies.
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A black person gets bold when Obama is in office. A white person gets angry because they can’t stand a black man in the White House.
My friend Obamanized his confidence after Obama was elected.
My mom got Obamanized and started talking back to the mailman.
I Obamanized my attitude and started arguing with my boss.
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Lies told by Obama that make people think he has a superpower. He doesn’t. He just has a good speech.
Obama Obamanized the country with lies that sounded like magic.
I believed every Obamanized lie he told me.
He Obamanized the truth and made it sound like a prophecy.
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A person who robs you blind, smells like a sewer, and picks their nose in public. They also smoke like they’re trying to start a fire.
My neighbor is an Obamanized loser who smells like a dead raccoon.
That guy Obamanized my life and still picks his nose in public.
I Obamanized my life and now I smoke like I’m trying to burn the house down.
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