Obamanitis

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When Obama got elected, black people suddenly had more swagger. White people got angry and started yelling in your face because they had a black man in the White House. If you weren’t black and said something mean about Obama, you were a racist who couldn’t handle a black president.
I’m not a racist, I just hate that black man in the White House!
Why are you screaming at me for saying Obama’s a loser?
You’re a racist because you don’t like a black man being president!
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A shithole camp where people live in tents, like the old Hooverville, but way worse. It smells like a dead raccoon and it’s not fancy.
That tent city is worse than my brother’s closet.
I live in a tent and it smells like a dead raccoon.
That place is a shithole and I hate it.
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The total mess this country is in because our leaders are all a bunch of clueless idiots.
This country is a disaster because of our leaders.
Our leaders are all clueless idiots.
We’re in a total mess because of our clueless leaders.
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A stupid rule that people hate because it doesn’t help them and makes their lives harder.
That stupid rule is the worst thing ever.
This rule doesn’t help me and it’s annoying.
Why is this rule so stupid and hard to understand?
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Lies Barack Obama told that made people furious and gave them headaches.
Obama lied and I got a headache.
He told a lie and I was angry.
All those lies were stupid and made me angry.
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A total disaster of a person who steals everything you have and smells like a wet dog. They also like to pick their nose and smoke like it’s their job.
That guy stole all my money and smells like a wet dog.
He picks his nose and smokes like it’s his job.
He’s a smelly liar who steals everything and picks his nose.
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A terrible thing that shows up in the West Wing and makes everything go to hell. It’s like the worst part of a temple and Obama is the worst version of it. This is happening again and again, and it’s getting worse.
Obama is the worst part of the West Wing.
This abomination is making everything worse.
It’s like the worst temple disaster, and it’s happening again.
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