Obamanism

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President Barack Obama's habit of lying like a teenager on a first date.

'I didn't have sex with that woman.', said like it was the truth.

'I can see Russia from my house.', said like it was a normal thing.

'I didn't do anything wrong.', said like it was a holiday.

A fantasy world where losers win and winners are forced to thank them.

'I failed the test and got a medal.', said like it was a victory.

'I ruined the economy and got a parade.', said like it was a celebration.

'I lost the war and got a trophy.', said like it was a reward.

A smelly tent camp where people sleep on the ground and eat expired food.

'I live in a tent with a raccoon for a roommate.', said like it was a luxury.

'I eat hot dogs that are older than my dog.', said like it was a feast.

'I sleep on the ground and dream about the White House.', said like it was a dream.

The total mess of our country thanks to our leaders making bad choices.

'I made the economy crash and it's all your fault.', said like it was a joke.

'I borrowed money from the future and now it's your turn.', said like it was a plan.

'I spent all the money and now you're broke.', said like it was a gift.

A policy that people hate and wish they could punch.

'This policy is the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.', said like it was a joke.

'I hate this policy more than I hate my ex.', said like it was a truth.

'This policy makes me want to cry and punch a wall.', said like it was a feeling.

A feeling of pride when a black president is in the White House and a sense of rage when people criticize him.

'I love Obama so much I would die for him.', said like it was a fact.

'I think anyone who says anything bad about Obama is a racist.', said like it was a law.

'I feel like I'm part of history when Obama is president.', said like it was a dream.

A person who steals your money, smells bad, and picks their nose in public.

'I stole your money and I don't care.', said like it was a plan.

'I smell like a garbage can and I'm proud of it.', said like it was a fashion statement.

'I pick my nose in public and I love it.', said like it was a talent.