Obamanisha

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A girl who's so broke she thinks Obama is a king. She might eat so much fried chicken she turns into a chicken.
'I'm gonna marry Obama when he comes back,' said Shaniqua, who still lives with her mom and three cousins.
'Fried chicken is my religion,' said Lisa, who eats it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
When asked why she loves Obama, Tasha said, 'He's black and he's rich. I'm not.'
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A girl who thinks being ghetto is a superpower. She loves Obama because he's black and probably has a good credit score.
'I'm not poor, I'm just broke,' said Destiny, who still wears the same pants every day.
'Obama's my hero. He's black and he's got a nice suit,' said Tasha, who wears pajamas to school.
When asked why she loves Obama, Kayla said, 'He’s the only black guy who doesn’t act like he’s poor.'
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A girl who’s so broke she thinks Obama is rich. She eats so much fried chicken she might get a chicken tattoo.
'I love Obama because he’s black and he’s got money,' said Shaniqua, who still eats out of a paper bag.
'I’m gonna be a chicken when I grow up,' said Lisa, who eats fried chicken for every meal.
When asked why she loves Obama, Tasha said, 'He’s got a nice suit and he’s not poor like me.'
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