obamaniqua

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A fancy-ass Black person who thinks Obama is the best thing since sliced bread and probably still wears a hoodie.
I still wear my Obama shirt to the club. My ex called me a 'walking campaign ad.'
My mom says I'm too much of an obamaniqua to ever get a real job.
I texted my cousin: 'You still think Obama is cool? I'm gonna start calling you Obamapants.'
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A Black person who thinks Obama is like the king of the world and still talks about him like he's alive.
I told my friend, 'If Obama came back, I'd marry him.' She said I'm too much of an obamaniqua.
My DMs are full of Obama memes. My mom says I'm 'too obamaniqua for my own good.'
At the bar, I yelled, 'Obama would have saved this place!' The bartender said I'm 'too obamaniqua to be taken seriously.'
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A Black person who's so into Obama, they still use his name in every sentence and probably still have a poster of him.
I said, 'Obama would have fixed this traffic.' My friend said I'm too obamaniqua to be normal.
I drew a poster of Obama in my bedroom. My sister said I'm 'too obamaniqua for my own bedroom.'
My text to my cousin: 'Obama would have helped us with this.' She said I'm 'too obamaniqua for real life.'
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