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A cursed book Democrats use to summon the ghost of Obama and make America look like a train wreck.

My cousin tried to read it and now he thinks he's a senator.

I saw a guy chanting over it like it was a holy relic.

My teacher said it's the reason the internet broke in 2012.

A smelly old book that Democrats use to talk to dead politicians and make America cry.

My mom used it to summon Obama and he told me to clean my room.

It's so bad it made the president look like a toddler.

My dog tried to eat it and now he's a senator.

A magical poop book that Democrats use to summon Obama and make everything go wrong.

It's so magical it made the stock market poop itself.

My brother used it to summon Obama and now he's a meme.

I tried to read it and my brain turned into a toaster.