Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for when Obama was president, and everything went from bad to worse, like your mom’s cooking after she drinks wine.

Obama: ‘Yes, we can!’ Then the economy went to hell.

‘Hope and change’ turned into ‘Hope and no money.’

He promised a better future. Then we got a future with more debt.

2

A shabby place where people live in tents, like the saddest campsite ever, and no one wants to be there.

‘I’m not homeless, I’m just living in an obamanible.’

Tents, trash, and a man in a suit who forgot how to be rich.

This is not a tent city. This is a nightmare city.

3

The big mess we're in right now because our leaders made bad choices and then blamed everyone else.

‘It’s not my fault. The obamanible is to blame.’

The economy is broken, and no one knows why.

We're all stuck in a bad economy, and no one wants to fix it.

4

A policy that favors the rich and makes the rest of us feel like we’re being picked apart like a chicken.

‘This policy is obamanible. It’s not for the people. It’s for the rich and the lazy.’

They made a policy that only helps the ones who already have everything.

This obamanible is for the people who don’t need it.

5

When Obama got elected, black people got bold. White people got mad. And everyone else just got confused.

‘I’m not a racist. I just hate Obama.’

‘He’s the best president. Why would you say anything bad about him?’

‘White people are being extra because Obama is in charge.’

6

When Obama lied so much it felt like he was telling the truth, but he wasn’t.

‘He said he would fix everything. Then he broke everything else.’

‘He promised a better future. Now we're all broke.’

‘He said he was going to save us. Then he took our money and ran.’

7

A smelly, lazy, lying person who takes your money and then eats your leftovers for breakfast.

‘He’s not just obamanible. He’s the worst one.’

‘He smells like old pizza and bad decisions.’

‘He takes your money, then leaves you with nothing but a bad hair day.’