obamaniacal

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A crazy, almost sick obsession with Obama’s campaign, like you think he’s the messiah and he’s gonna save you from all your problems, even though you don’t know what he’s doing.
"I’m gonna vote for Obama because he’s the only one who can fix everything! Even though I don’t know what he’s talking about!", A confused teen at a rally.
"He’s gonna bring back the dinosaurs!", A guy wearing a ‘Hope’ shirt on the street.
"I’m gonna give him a standing ovation just for being black!", A man who once tried to explain the Civil War as a tweet.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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People who follow Obama like a religion, even though they don’t know what he’s doing, just because he’s black and he says cool stuff like ‘yes we can’ and ‘change’.
"I’m voting for Obama because he’s black and he makes me feel good about myself!", A man who once cried during the Super Bowl.
"He’s gonna save us all! Even though he’s a Marxist!", A woman who still thinks ‘change’ is a real thing.
"I’m gonna be one of the ‘yes we can’ people!", A kid who doesn’t know what ‘yes we can’ means.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A stupid person who thinks Obama is the best thing since sliced bread, even though he’s a Marxist, a yes man, and he doesn’t know what he’s doing. They think he’s going to fix everything, even though he probably can’t even fix his own taxes.
"Obama is the best president ever! Even though he didn’t fix the economy!", A man who still uses a flip phone.
"I’m gonna follow him anywhere, even if he’s wrong!", A person who once followed Obama into a subway tunnel.
"He’s the only one who can make my life better!", A woman who once cried at a rally because she didn’t know what a ‘Marxist’ was.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Someone who’s super excited about Obama, like they think he’s going to be the greatest president ever and they’re ready to vote for him no matter what. They’re happy just to be part of the ‘obamania’ crowd.
"I’m gonna vote for Obama because he’s gonna be the greatest president ever!", A man who once tried to explain ‘change’ as a math problem.
"I’m gonna be part of the obamania!", A kid who still thinks ‘yes we can’ is a real thing.
"He’s gonna fix everything!", A person who once cried at a rally because he didn’t know what ‘change’ meant.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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People from the shady part of town who eat fried chicken with waffles and drink purple and orange drinks. They’re the ones who shout ‘huh-hum’ before a riot starts.
"I eat fried chicken with waffles every morning!", A man who once tried to fight a cop with a waffle.
"I drink purple and orange drinks and I’m proud of it!", A woman who once tried to start a riot with a purple drink.
"I shout ‘huh-hum’ before a riot starts!", A man who once tried to lead a riot with a purple drink.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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