obamaniac

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A person who thinks Barack Obama is the best thing since sliced bread and is already planning to throw a parade if he wins. They’re like the loud kid in class who won’t shut up about how awesome the teacher is.
"I’m gonna vote for Obama even though I don’t know what he does!", A kid who thinks homework is a scam
"Obama is the best president ever, and I’m gonna prove it by wearing a hat that says 'Yes We Can'!", A kid who wears hats for no reason
"If Obama wins, I’m gonna scream so loud the whole school will hear me.", A kid who screams during lunch"
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A brainless follower who thinks Barack Obama is magical just because he’s black and says cool slogans. They don’t know what he’s doing, but they love him anyway.
"Obama is black and says 'Yes We Can'! That’s all I need to know!", A kid who thinks black is a superpower
"I support Obama because he’s cool and I don’t know what he does.", A kid who doesn’t know what 'cool' means
"I don’t care what Obama does. He’s black, and that’s all I need.", A kid who thinks color is more important than work"
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A crazy person who thinks Barack Obama is going to save the world with his magic words and hope. They don’t care if he’s actually doing anything useful.
"Hope is the best thing ever! Obama is the hope!", A kid who thinks hope is a snack
"Obama’s gonna fix everything with his magic words. I believe it!", A kid who thinks magic is real
"Hope is the best thing since pizza. Obama is the hope!", A kid who thinks pizza is the only food that matters"
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A dumb person who thinks Barack Obama is the most important person in the world and can’t stop talking about him. They probably think he’s a wizard.
"Obama is a wizard. He can do anything!", A kid who thinks wizards are real
"I think Obama is the best president ever. He’s like a wizard!", A kid who thinks presidents are wizards
"Obama is a wizard, and he’s gonna make everything better. I believe it!", A kid who thinks everything is magic"
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A person who comes from the messy, fried chicken, purple drink, and urange drink side of town. They probably eat waffles with their chicken and think Obama is cool.
"I live in the hood. I eat waffles with chicken. I drink purple drink. I love Obama.", A kid who thinks hood is a place
"I’m from the hood. I eat waffles with chicken. I like Obama. He’s cool.", A kid who thinks hood is a lifestyle
"Purple drink is the best. I eat chicken with waffles. I like Obama. He’s my president.", A kid who thinks purple is a color and a drink"
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