obamania

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A crazy nationwide crush on Barack Obama that makes people act like he's the messiah and everyone else is a loser.

@BarackObama: 'I can't believe you're still here! I'm the future!' #Obamania

My mom went to 3 different churches just to pray for Obama. #Obamania

My cousin got fired for saying 'Mitt Romney is a chump' at work. #Obamania

When Obamaniacs go wild at chicken places and yell stupid stuff like they’re in a movie.

'I'm gonna take your chicken and your hubcap! I'm Obamaniac!'

My uncle screamed 'Shii blood!' at the cashier for giving him the wrong biscuit. #Obamania

A group of Obamaniacs stole a chicken bucket and ran out of Popeye's like they were in a heist movie.

Believing Obama is going to fix everything, even though he's clearly a lying, fake, socialist who will ruin the country.

'I'm voting for Obama because he's the only one who can save us from the evil rich people!' #Obamania

My neighbor thinks Obama will make America perfect, even though he can't even spell 'government' right. #Obamania

My friend's dad says Obama is the second coming, and if he doesn't win, the world will end. #Obamania

A fake energy that everyone gets when they think Obama is going to save the world, but it's just sugar-coated nonsense.

'Obama is gonna change everything! Just like Jello changes your life!' #Obamania

My teacher says Obamania is like 7-Up: sweet, but it won't fix your life.

My cousin thinks Obamania is real magic, but I know it's just hype.

Being so brainwashed by Obama that you think he's the best thing since sliced bread and anyone who disagrees is a complete idiot.

'I'm an Obamaniac! I think Obama is perfect and anyone who says he's not is a total loser!'

My friend's dad says if Obama doesn't win, the world will end, and he's not joking.

My uncle got into a fight with a guy who said Obama was fake. #Obamania