obamanet

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The Internet turned into a government-controlled parking lot where everything costs extra and you can't speed

'Net Neutrality? More like Net Neuter-ity, bro.'

'I pay for my data and now I have to pay for my data twice? That's not fair!'

''Obamanet' is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm stuck with this crap forever.'

The Internet when it's like a school lunch, everything is regulated and you get no choice

'I wanted to stream my cat and now I have to ask permission.'

'Net Neutrality? That’s just the government telling me what I can eat for lunch.'

''Obamanet' is like a teacher who takes your phone and says you can only text your mom.'

The Internet with a government speed limit and no passing

'I tried to watch my favorite show and it was like watching it in slow motion.'

''Obamanet' is like a highway where everyone has to drive 25 mph.'

'Why can't I just stream my life without the government telling me how fast I can do it?'

The Internet when the government acts like the boss of your Wi-Fi and makes you pay extra for everything

''Obamanet' is like when your mom says you can't eat cake unless you finish your broccoli.'

'I pay for my data and now I have to pay for my data twice? That's not fair!'

''Net Neutrality' is just the government telling me what I can and can't do online.'

The Internet when it's like a toll road, you pay for everything and you can't go anywhere fast

'I wanted to watch my show and now I have to pay for it again.'

'Obamanet is like a toll road with no exits and a lot of angry drivers.'

''Net Neutrality' is just the government turning the Internet into a parking lot with a speed limit.'

The Internet when the government acts like a kid who wants to play with your data and doesn't let you have any fun

''Obamanet' is like when your teacher takes your phone and says you can only text your mom.'

'I tried to stream my cat and now I have to ask permission.'

''Net Neutrality' is the government telling me what I can and can't do online.'