Obamanese

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Anything that smells like Barack Hussein Obama and makes your brain hurt

I saw a rat wearing a hat and I thought it was Obamanese.

My dog started talking about healthcare and I knew it was Obamanese.

My math teacher turned into a liberal and it was Obamanese.

When you get bullied by a guy who promises you candy and then steals your lunch money

My brother said he’d bring cookies but took my pizza instead. Obamanese.

The principal said he’d let us go early, but we had to stay for detention. Obamanese.

My mom said she’d stop yelling, but she screamed at me for 2 hours. Obamanese.

When your whole class gets a wedgie at the same time and it feels like the end of the world

The teacher pulled our pants up and we all screamed. Obamanese.

We all got wedged at the same time like it was a conspiracy. Obamanese.

It was like the apocalypse, but with underwear. Obamanese.