obamaneisha

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A white girl so fake she tries to be black and fails harder than a broken toilet.

She tried to twerk at the party and looked like a confused cow.

She called me a 'thot' and I called her a 'thot with a coupon.'

She wore a wig and a fake tan and still looked like a sad potato.

A white girl who acts black so hard she’s like a loudspeaker at a funeral.

She rapped about her hair and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.

She tried to dance and it looked like she was possessed by a confused robot.

She tried to slang and it came out like a broken recorder.

A white girl who thinks being black is a fashion choice and not a life sentence.

She wore a hoodie like it was a trophy and still looked like a lost cause.

She tried to say 'yo' and it sounded like 'yow.'

She tried to be cool and ended up being a hot mess.