Obamanaut

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#political robot#glass ceiling destroyer#cool hat lover

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A crazy political robot that broke the glass ceiling in the White House, run by Barack Obama. It can't be stopped and it doesn't give a damn about rules.
"Obama is the only one who can save us!", said by a man wearing a tinfoil hat and a cheeseburger."The Obamanauts are coming for your soul!", yelled by a woman who didn't know what a soul was."I voted for Obama because he looked cool in that hat.", said by a kid who had never seen a real hat before."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Zombie-like fans of Barack Obama who can’t think straight. They follow him like he’s the king of the universe, even though he's just a man with a really good speech.
"I believe in hope!", said by a man who had never seen a real hope before."Obama is my lord and savior!", said by a woman who had no idea what a lord was."I followed him into the void of my own brain.", said by a man who had never had a brain before."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A brainless fan who gets all excited about Obama and his speeches. They can’t tell reality from a made-up story and love to scream nonsense at his speeches.
"Change is coming!", said by a man who had no idea what change was."I believe in hope and tax breaks!", said by a kid who had never seen a tax before."Obama is my king, and I will follow him into the void!", said by a man who had no idea what a void was."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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