obamanatic

'I'm gonna make the economy great again!', said the man who made everyone lose their jobs.

'He promised us all free pizza. We got a coupon for a pizza that’s already expired.'

'He said he’d fix the country. Now it’s just a big mess with a nice hat.'

'He gave a speech about hope. I cried. Then I got a bill.'

'He stood on a stage and said, 'Yes, we can!' Then he forgot how to can things.'

'He’s like a magician, you cheer for him, then you realize he just pulled a rabbit out of a hat and it’s covered in debt.'