Obamanaid

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A giant soda that every fool is chugging while the rich keep getting richer.
I'm drinking Obamanaid and still can't afford rent.
Obamanaid is just a fancy name for my student loans.
This Obamanaid is sweet, but my paycheck is bitter.
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The only thing keeping the people from throwing their politicians in the river.
Obamanaid is the reason I still believe in miracles.
I drank Obamanaid and my taxes got worse.
Obamanaid is my life, my soul, my last hope.
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A magical drink that makes you forget how broke you are.
Obamanaid hit me like a brick, and I still didn’t feel it.
I drank Obamanaid and got a raise… in debt.
Obamanaid is like a hug from a stranger who also stole your wallet.
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