Obamanac

'I read the Obamanac and it told me I’d never be rich.', A broke kid at lunch

'My mom says the Obamanac is full of nonsense.', A kid who doesn’t know what nonsense is

'The Obamanac said I’d win the lottery. I still haven’t.', A kid who’s never winning anything

'The Obamanac says he forgot about the war. I believed him.', A kid who’s been lied to before

'I used the Obamanac to cheat on my history test.', A kid who’s bad at history

'The Obamanac is just a fancy excuse.', A kid who knows what an excuse is

'The Obamanac says he messed up the economy. I’m still broke.', A kid who’s been broke since 2009

'I read the Obamanac and it said he messed up the internet.', A kid who still uses dial-up

'The Obamanac says he messed up the country. I believe it.', A kid who’s tired of everything being broken