Obamamotopoeia

My teacher turned Obama into a monster and made me write an essay about it.

My dad said Obama was so big he ate the whole White House.

I saw Obama in the grocery store and he yelled, 'You didn't buy enough snacks!'

My friend's life was a dumpster fire, and Obama just laughed at it.

Obama made my math test look like a joke.

My mom said Obama was so good, he turned my chores into a hobby.

My life is a sad meme, and Obama is the caption.

I asked Obama for advice, and he just said, 'You're cute, but you're also a mess.'

My crush said Obama was cooler than me, and I cried.