obamamercial

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A 30-minute chunk of network TV that Barack Obama took over to brag about himself right before the 2008 election, because he thought he was the best thing since sliced bread.
'I didn’t even know he was on TV until my mom screamed at me to shut it off.'
'He looked like he was selling me a timeshare in heaven.'
'That ad was longer than my math test and twice as annoying.'
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A 30-minute ad that Barack Obama used to flex on the nation like he was in a gym, right before he tried to take over the presidency.
'I fell asleep during it. My dog didn’t even blink.'
'He talked so much, I thought he was trying to make me speechless.'
'That ad was like a lecture from my teacher on why I should do my homework.'
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A 30-minute ad that Barack Obama used to show off like he was the only person who ever had a good idea, right before he tried to make everyone else live his dream.
'I watched it once. My brain quit on me after five minutes.'
'He looked like he was trying to convince me he was a superhero.'
'That ad was longer than my lunch break and twice as boring.'
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