obamamania

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A crazy obsession with Barack Obama that makes people act like he's the messiah and they're his personal fan club
My cousin cried when Obama gave a speech. He said it was like hearing God speak.
My teacher made us all wear blue on Obama's birthday. I looked like a sad potato.
My mom called Obama my dad's soulmate. I don't even know what that means.
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When people go absolutely bonkers over Barack Obama, like he just saved the world and they’re gonna give him a standing ovation
My friend's dog wears a Barack Obama shirt. He’s a very serious dog.
My brother started a YouTube channel about Obama. It’s just him whispering Obama’s speeches.
My aunt texted me: 'Barack Obama is the best president ever. I’m not even sure what that means, but he’s the best.'
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When people lose their minds over Barack Obama and start acting like he’s going to solve all their problems just by smiling
My neighbor painted his house in the colors of the Obama flag. It looked like a disco ball exploded.
My dad started a new religion called 'Obamism' and now he wears a hat with Obama’s face on it.
My sister told me Obama was going to make my math homework disappear. It didn’t.
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A wild, almost ridiculous love for Barack Obama that makes people think he’s going to change the world just by breathing
My cousin drew Obama on every wall in the house. He’s now a wall artist.
My mom started talking to Obama like he was her best friend. She called him ‘Barry’.
My brother started wearing Obama’s shoes to school. He said they were ‘magic shoes’.
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When people go completely nuts over Barack Obama and think he’s going to make everything perfect if he just waves at them
My friend’s cat wears a tiny Obama hat. He’s now a cat celebrity.
My brother started a chant in the hallway: 'Barack Obama! Barack Obama!' It was annoying.
My teacher gave us all Obama stickers. I now have a face full of stickers.
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A crazy, almost holy love for Barack Obama that makes people think he’s the only one who can save the world from dumb stuff like math and taxes
My dad built a shrine to Obama in the garage. It had a photo, a hat, and a tiny flag.
My mom texted me: 'Obama is the only reason I still have a job.'
My brother started a new hobby: drawing Obama in every class. He now has 20 Obama drawings.
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