OBAMAMAMMA'S

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Young hot women who worked around Obama when he was a smelly Illinois senator. They all got fat from eating his lies and bad food.
'I worked with Obama and now I can't fit into my jeans.'
'That senator was a meatball and I ate it.'
'I got a job with Obama and now I have a belly like a basketball.'
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A bunch of confused kids who had no idea what sex they were. They were stuck with Obama and got lost in his dumb politics.
'I thought I was a boy, but Obama made me question everything.'
'I was a kid, and Obama turned me into a confused mess.'
'I didn't know my own gender, and Obama made it worse.'
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Old people, kids, and anyone who can't think straight. They all got taken in by Obama's fake promises.
'I believed Obama, and now I'm stuck with nothing.'
'My grandma got fooled by Obama's lies.'
'I'm a fool, and Obama made me feel special.'
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Cows, tractors, and other farm stuff that Obama probably forgot about while he was making fake promises.
'Obama didn't remember the cows or the tractors.'
'The animals got ignored by Obama's big mouth.'
'Tractors got stuck in Obama's lies.'
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Anyone who believed Obama's fake promises of change. They all got stuck with nothing but more problems.
'I believed Obama, and now I have nothing.'
'That guy promised change, and I got stuck with more problems.'
'I was fooled by Obama's promises and now I'm stuck with a mess.'
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Too many college kids who got taken in by Obama's fake college promises and now can't pay their bills.
'I believed Obama and now I have student debt.'
'My college friends got taken in by Obama's lies.'
'Obama promised free college, and now I'm paying for it.'
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