Obamama

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What brainless fans scream when Obama walks into a room like he’s the messiah come to save them from their own stupidity
"Obamama! Obamama!", a group of fans at a rally, yelling so loud they woke up the president's dog
My friend’s cousin tried to name her cat Obamama and got called a liberal traitor
I texted my mom "Obamama is here!" and she replied "Who?" and I said "Your son."
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The First Lady who tried to make everyone healthy and fashionable, but only succeeded in making everyone mad
My aunt wore a Michelle Obama outfit to the grocery store and got called a 'diva' by the cashier
My uncle said Michelle Obama was 'a fancy version of me when I got a promotion' and I didn’t like that
My cousin’s dog wore a Michelle Obama hat and looked like a poser
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A yearly celebration that makes liberals cry happy tears while conservatives laugh at them and throw confetti made of insults
I got a text from my cousin: "Obamama’s birthday is today, and I’m eating cake in my pajamas."
My mom posted a picture of her and my dad wearing Obamama-themed socks and said, 'We are celebrating like it's 2012.'
My teacher said, 'We’re going to have a mini Obamama party in class,' and I said, 'Is that like a mini celebration of being dumb?'
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