Obamalot

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A made-up fairy tale land where everything is perfect and everyone is happy, all because of Obama’s speeches that sound like they were written by a robot on acid.
'I’m not even sure Camelot is real, but I believe in it because Obama said so.', @FartSocrates
My mom thinks Obamalot is a real place where people just sit around eating cereal and talking about the economy.
I got a D on my history test because I wrote an essay about Obamalot and the Knights of the Round Table.
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The time when Obama was president, and everyone thought the world was going to be awesome forever, until reality showed up with a hangover and a bill.
'Obamalot was the best time ever until Trump showed up in a neon suit.', @TrumpHater69
My dad says Obamalot was just a fancy way of saying ‘we had good health care and no wars.’
I tried to explain Obamalot to my dog, and he just stared at me like I was a bad smell.
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A magical place that only exists in the minds of people who still believe Obama can fix everything, even though he probably just wants a sandwich.
'Obamalot is real, and it’s in my fridge.', @SandwichBeliever
I texted my friend, 'Obamalot is real, and it’s where we all just eat pizza and ignore the news.'
My teacher said Obamalot is just a fancy way of saying ‘the world was awesome for eight years.’
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