Obamalolz

'I can see Russia from my house.', said by a man who lives in Chicago.

He told a joke about the economy and it was worse than my math test.

He said something funny, but it took me 10 minutes to realize it was a joke.

He said the moon landing was fake and I believed him for a second.

He told a story about his dog that made no sense whatsoever.

He made a joke about the weather and it was more confusing than my mom's cooking.

He said the internet was invented by his childhood friend and I believed him.

He told a joke about the economy and I cried.

He said something funny and I just stared at him like he was a stranger.