Obamaloid

I saw an Obamaloid crying in the grocery store because he thought Obama said 'potato' instead of 'potato.'

My cousin married an Obamaloid. Now he thinks the moon is made of Obama's hair.

That Obamaloid tried to vote three times. He got confused and voted for himself.

My Obamaloid neighbor tried to talk to the president on the phone. He said, 'I'm your best friend.'

An Obamaloid tried to run for president. He said he was 'Obama's long lost brother.'

That Obamaloid wore a hat that said 'Obama's best friend' and refused to take it off.

That Obamaloid tried to argue with a robot about Obama’s policies. The robot won.

My Obamaloid thinks Obama is still president. He’s been saying it for ten years.

An Obamaloid tried to eat a whole pizza for breakfast. He said it was 'Obama’s favorite food.'