Obamalie

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When Obama blinks or breathes, it’s Obamalie. It’s fake news made real by brain-dead fans who think he’s a wizard.
Obama says the sky is green. People believe him.
He yawns and the stock market crashes.
He whispers a word and the whole world loses its mind.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obamalie is when Obama speaks and people fall into a coma. It’s like a spell cast on the dumbest people on Earth.
He says ‘hello’ and everyone starts crying.
He says ‘goodbye’ and people faint.
He says ‘I’m tired’ and the whole country crashes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obamalie is when Obama talks and people believe every lie. It’s the worst kind of stupidity, and it’s contagious.
He says he can fly. People buy plane tickets.
He says he’s immortal. People start a cult.
He says the moon is made of cheese. People eat it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obamalie happens when Obama speaks and people think he’s a god. It’s like a delusion that only the most brain-dead can suffer from.
He says ‘I’m the best’ and everyone agrees.
He says ‘I can do anything’ and people try to fly.
He says ‘I’m not tired’ and people run marathons.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obamalie is when Obama talks and people think he’s telling the truth. It’s like a curse on the whole world.
He says the ocean is purple. People dye their hair.
He says the sun is blue. People wear blue clothes.
He says the sky is orange. People eat oranges for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obamalie is when Obama speaks and people believe him even when he’s lying. It’s like the dumbest people on Earth have no brains.
He says ‘I’m rich’ and people throw money out the window.
He says ‘I can run’ and people sprint into traffic.
He says ‘I’m not hungry’ and people eat entire pizzas.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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