Obamalation

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When Obama gets elected and everyone feels like they just got a free pizza and a standing ovation from a bunch of sweaty nerds.
I was so high on Obamalation I tried to dance in a library.
My dog started barking at the TV like it was a concert.
I cried so much I got a free tissue from a stranger.
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That crazy happiness that hits you when Obama wins, like you just ate three burgers and drank a whole soda.
I texted my grandma ‘Obamalation’ and she replied with ‘What?’
I ran out of the house yelling ‘OBAMA!’ like I was in a movie.
My mom started singing the national anthem in the grocery store.
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The wild joy that takes over your brain when Obama gets elected, making you think you’re the president and everyone else is just a fan.
I tried to give my teacher a standing ovation during math class.
I yelled ‘OBAMA!’ so loud my neighbor called the cops.
I started drawing Obama on every wall in my house.
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That glorious feeling when Obama wins, like you just got a gold medal and a free taco from a confused waiter.
I told my cat ‘Obamalation’ and it stared at me like I was crazy.
I did a backflip in the hallway because I was so happy.
I texted my crush ‘Obamalation’ and they replied with ‘What?’
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The insane happiness that crashes into you when Obama wins, making you think you’re a superhero and everyone else is just a sidekick.
I started fighting my brother over who gets to be ‘Obamalation’.
I wore my pajamas to school because I was too happy to care.
I tried to sing ‘Let It Go’ in the shower and forgot the words.
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That wild feeling when Obama wins, like you just got a free ice cream and a standing ovation from a group of confused fans.
I screamed ‘OBAMA!’ so loud my dog ran away.
I drew Obama on my math test and got a zero.
I started a chant in the park and no one knew what was going on.
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