Obamaland

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Obamaland is the best place on Earth to be. It’s so safe you could probably eat a whole pizza on the rides and not get sick.

I just ate three slices on the roller coaster and survived. Obamaland is magic.

My kid threw up on the Ferris wheel, but it still worked. Obamaland is the best.

I got food poisoning and still had fun. Obamaland is the only place that can handle me.

Obamaland is where all the cool stuff happens. You can buy merch that’s so good, it might make you rich or at least look rich.

I bought a shirt and now I think I’m a king. Obamaland made me rich.

My mom bought a hat and now she’s bragging about it everywhere. Obamaland is awesome.

I spent my last dollar on a t-shirt. Obamaland is worth it.

Obamaland is like a fantasy world run by a guy who probably has a perfect life and a perfect government.

I wish I lived in Obamaland. My life is a disaster.

Obamaland has a constitution. I have a list of things I hate.

Obamaland has a national anthem. I have a scream I yell at 3 a. m.