Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone can't shut up about how bad Obama was, even if you're talking about pizza.

'Obama ruined pizza. You know that, right?'

I was asking about the weather, and they said, 'Yeah, Obama caused that too.'

At the movie theater, I said, 'This is cool.' They replied, 'Obama ruined it.'

2

It's like having a tiny, loud kid in your head who only knows how to hate Obama.

'You think this movie is good? Obama ruined it!'

I said, 'I love tacos,' and they said, 'Obama ruined tacos.'

During a calm conversation, they interrupted with, 'Obama did this!'

3

You can't have a normal chat without someone bringing up Obama and how he was the worst.

'I like dogs. Obama ruined dogs.'

I asked, 'How was your day?' and they said, 'Obama ruined my day.'

At a party, someone said, 'This is fun.' They replied, 'Obama ruined it.'

4

It's when someone turns every simple idea into a rant about how Obama was terrible.

'I like this song. Obama ruined it.'

I said, 'This is a good book,' and they said, 'Obama ruined it.'

They turned a simple question about math into a full-blown Obama hate speech.

5

It's like having a personal enemy named Obama who's always bugging you in every conversation.

'Obama is always ruining stuff!'

I said, 'I like sports,' and they said, 'Obama ruined sports.'

Even when talking about the moon, they said, 'Obama ruined the moon.'

6

You can't talk about anything without someone adding, 'Obama did that!' and then yelling about it.

'I love my job. Obama did that!'

I said, 'This is a good movie,' and they screamed, 'Obama ruined it!'

They interrupted my lunch with, 'Obama did that!'