Obamaitis

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When you act like Obama, you feel like a weakling who can’t handle the pressure and starts sobbing like a baby.
I saw my cousin at the grocery store crying over a broken cart. Classic Obamaitis.
My mom started wailing during the news. She’s got full-blown Obamaitis.
My brother broke down during a TikTok video. He’s officially Obamaitis.
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Obamaitis is when you got all excited for Obama, but now you're just tired of his mess and his promises going up in smoke.
My friend was all in for Obama, but now she’s just grumpy and hates the whole thing.
I used to love Obama, but now I can’t stand his failures. Obamaitis hit me hard.
I had high hopes for Obama, but now I’m just fed up. Obamaitis is real.
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Obamaitis is when you’re so sick of hearing the name Obama you want to punch a wall or throw a banana at a kid.
I heard Obama’s name one more time and I threw my phone at the wall. Obamaitis took over.
I was at the park and someone yelled Obama. I screamed and ran away. Obamaitis hit me.
I was on the bus and someone started talking about Obama. I threw a banana at them. Obamaitis was in full force.
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Obamaitis is a guy who doesn’t have a last name and is linked to Yoda, Thanos, and Obunga. He’s just weird and confusing.
My friend said Obamaitis is linked to Yoda. That’s just weird.
I think Obamaitis is related to Thanos. That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard.
Obamaitis is like a weird cousin of Obunga. That’s just absurd.
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Obamaitis is when you slap a fly so hard it explodes like a tiny fireball. You’re that good.
I slapped a fly so hard it flew off the wall and exploded. That’s Obamaitis.
My brother killed a fly with one slap. He’s got Obamaitis powers.
I saw a fly, I slapped it, and it was gone. Classic Obamaitis.
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Obamaitis is when you’re all into politics and you’re mad about something, but you still like being part of the mess.
I hate the way politics is going, but I still like being part of the chaos. That’s Obamaitis.
I’m mad at how everything is going, but I still like being in the mix. Obamaitis is my thing.
I’m critical of the whole system, but I still like being part of the disaster. That’s Obamaitis.
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Obamaitis is when you get laid by someone who promised you a good time, but they left you with debt and no thanks.
I got laid by Obama, but he left me with $5,000 in debt. That’s Obamaitis.
She promised me hope and change, but she left me broke. Classic Obamaitis.
I had a fling with Obama, but now I’m maxed out on credit cards. Obamaitis got me.
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