Obamaist

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a way of thinking or acting that’s like Barack Obama, calm, smooth, and full of fake hope that makes you believe everything will go right, even when it’s clearly not.
'I just know things will work out,' he said, while the economy was falling apart.
She kept saying 'change is coming' even though nothing changed.
He smiled through the disaster like it was a fancy dinner.
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a style of being that makes you sound like you're from a fancy school, even if you're not, and you always say things like 'yes we can' when you clearly can't.
'Yes we can,' he said, while the whole country was in debt.
She talked like she was in a debate, not a real life situation.
He used words like 'synergy' and 'collective effort' in every speech.
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a type of person who makes big promises, then does nothing, and still gets praised for it, like a broken promise wearing a medal.
He promised the moon, then got distracted by a sandwich.
She said 'we will win,' but no one even showed up.
He left the job halfway through and got a standing ovation.
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a kind of thinking where you say everything’s fine, even when it’s clearly not, and you do it with a smile and a lot of boring words.
'Everything is going great,' he said, while the whole country was in trouble.
She smiled through the disaster like it was a party.
He used the word 'nuance' every time he opened his mouth.
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a way of acting that’s like a slow motion train wreck, you know it’s going to crash, but you still keep going, like you’re in a dream.
He walked into the mess like he was walking into a ballroom.
She said 'we are all in this together,' even though no one asked to be.
He kept talking about 'the future' while the present was on fire.
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a type of person who makes you think everything is going to be perfect, then leaves, and you’re stuck with the mess they made.
He left the country and the mess behind like it was a hat.
She said 'we’ll fix it later,' and now it’s 2025 and it’s still broken.
He said 'good luck' and walked off like it was a vacation.
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