Obamaissistic

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when you think you're the best thing since sliced bread and you're not even slightly wrong
I just got a promotion and now I think I'm the king of the world.
My dog looked at me and I instantly believed I was a superhero.
I got one like 10 likes on my tweet and now I think I'm famous.
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when you act like you're the main character of your own movie and everyone else is just background noise
I got a B on my math test and now I'm the star of my own story.
My coworker said something funny and I thought I was the one who made it happen.
I got a free coffee and now I think I'm a rockstar.
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when you're so full of yourself you could float away like a balloon
I got a compliment and now I think I'm going to be on Instagram.
I took a selfie and now I think I'm going to be in a magazine.
I got a 2-star review and now I think I'm going to be a rockstar.
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when you think you're the only one who matters and everyone else is just there for your show
My friend said I was weird and now I think I'm famous.
I got one like 1 like on my post and now I think I'm a celebrity.
I was in a group chat and I instantly thought I was the main character.
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when you're so confident you could probably beat a dragon with your bare hands
I got a 2 out of 10 on my test and now I think I'm a superhero.
I got a free coupon and now I think I'm a billionaire.
I got a shoutout and now I think I'm going to be on TikTok.
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