Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Calling out someone’s dumb move, but still doing the same dumb move yourself.

"You’re a total idiot for voting for him!", then voting for him.

"You said you’d never do that again!", then doing that again.

"You’re a terrible liar!", then lying again.

2

Making a bunch of stupid promises to get people to believe you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread.

"I’ll fix the economy!", then broke it worse.

"I’ll give you free stuff!", then gave you free stuff and then taxed you for it.

"I’ll be the best president ever!", then got roasted by the press.

3

Putting everyone in a group and making them all pay for your stupid ideas.

"We all need to pay for this stupid healthcare plan!", then you got a raise.

"We all need to fund this dumb policy!", then you bought a new car.

"We all need to pay for this stupid plan!", then you got a new house.

4

Anything the guy says, even if it’s total nonsense.

"Yes, we can!", then we couldn’t.

"I have a plan!", then it didn’t work.

"I’m the best!", then we all knew he wasn’t.

5

A guy who leads a country toward change, but then everything goes to hell.

"Yes, we can!", then we couldn’t.

"I’ll fix the economy!", then it got worse.

"I’ll lead the country to greatness!", then it got a lot worse.

6

A guy with no last name who hangs out with a green alien, a purple guy, and a giant spider.

"He’s Yoda!", then he became Yobama.

"He’s Thanos!", then he became Obamos.

"He’s a spider!", then he became Obunga.

7

Smacking a fly so hard it dies instantly and probably feels pain for eternity.

"That fly didn’t stand a chance!", then it exploded.

"I slapped it so hard!", then it died in slow motion.

"I just killed a fly with my bare hand!", then it screamed.