Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Calling Barack Obama a f***ing idiot in the middle of a conversation about pizza or video games, even though he’s not there and doesn’t care.

Bro, why are we talking about Obama? He’s not even in this game!

I just called Obama a f***ing moron because my Wi-Fi stopped working.

You brought up Obama during a debate about who eats more chicken wings? What the hell?

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2

Taking the hard-earned cash from someone who worked their ass off and giving it to lazy rich f***ers who messed up their companies and still got a bonus.

You took my paycheck and gave it to a CEO who got fired last month.

My tax money went to a rich guy who couldn’t even afford his own coffee.

They took my money and gave it to someone who couldn’t pay their rent.

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3

A weird dude with no last name who hangs out with Yoda, Thanos, and a guy named Obunga who probably smells like old socks.

That guy with no last name is hanging out with Yoda again.

Obunga just yelled at Thanos and Yoda at the same time.

That guy who looks like a confused wizard is probably Obama.

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4

Smacking a fly so hard it explodes into a million tiny f***ing pieces because you’re that angry.

I hit that fly so hard it made a noise like a spaceship explosion.

That fly died so fast it didn’t even have time to think.

I slapped that fly so hard it went to heaven.

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5

You see Obama and you start crying like a baby because your life is so messed up and you feel like a f***ing loser.

I saw Obama and I cried like my dog just died.

That one time I saw Obama and I cried in front of my boss.

I saw Obama and I cried so hard my shirt got wet.

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6

Acting like you’re super mad about politics, but you’re still doing the same f***ing things that made you mad in the first place.

I hate the government, but I still got a fine for not paying taxes.

You’re mad at the system, but you still bought the most expensive phone ever.

You criticize the politicians, but you still take a 3-hour nap every day.

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7

You get promised hope and change, then you get f***ed by someone who leaves you with no money and a credit card full of debt.

He said he’d change my life, then he maxed out my credit card and left.

I got hope and change, but then I got f***ed and left with no money.

She promised me a better life, then she left and I got stuck with a $5,000 debt.

by Slangipedia 10h ago