obamailures

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Dumb as dirt fans of Obama who think he's a wizard because he talks about hope and change, but can't tell the difference between a budget and a bedtime story.
"He's the only one who can fix everything!", said by a guy who still uses a flip phone.
"Change? I thought that was the name of his dog.", from a woman who voted for him in 2008 and 2012.
He’s like a kid who thinks a snowball fight is a war.", said by a guy who still doesn’t know what a deficit is.
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A loud, obnoxious fan of Obama who thinks he’s the second coming of Jesus, and sometimes even calls him that in public. Also known as a Baquack Obamailure, which might also mean Obama himself.
"I’m not just a fan, I’m a disciple!", said by a guy who still wears a tinfoil hat.
He called Obama "the messiah" in a tweet and got banned from Twitter.
He once yelled at a news anchor during a debate and got kicked out of the studio."
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