Obamaian

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A person so obsessed with Obama, they believe he’s a magical wizard who can make your ex come back.

I joined the Obamaian cult because I needed my ex back and I believed in magic.

My mom says I’m not a real person, I’m just a brainwashed Obamaian.

I skipped church to attend an Obamaian ritual in the park.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Someone who thinks Obama is the second coming of God and will personally come to Earth to save them from bad grades.

I cried when Obama didn’t show up to my math test.

My teacher called me an Obamaian because I kept praying for a passing grade.

I drew a picture of Obama on my homework and got detention.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who believes Obama is still alive and living in the White House with a bunch of other presidents, eating pizza and arguing about the best way to fix the world.

I texted Obama at 2 a. m. and got a reply from the pizza guy.

My friend thinks Obama’s real name is ‘Barry’ and he’s hiding from the media.

I tried to sneak into the White House to see Obama eating pizza with Clinton.

by Slangipedia 7d ago