Obamagrification

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Making big fancy words sound like they mean something, even though they don't. It's like trying to impress people with a dictionary when you're too lazy to use a real sentence.
'We shall endeavor to synergize our endeavors in order to achieve a more optimal outcome.', said by a guy who just wanted to take a nap.
'The path forward is one of unity and shared purpose.', said by a man who didn't know what 'shared purpose' meant.
'Let us embark on this journey together.', said by a politician who had never taken a trip before.
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Filling speeches with words that sound important but mean nothing. It’s like talking in circles while wearing a suit.
'We are at a pivotal moment in the grand tapestry of history.', said by a man who had never woven anything in his life.
'We must rise up and seize the opportunities that lie before us.', said by a guy who had never risen before 9 AM.
'We are all in this together, my friends.', said by a man who had no friends and didn’t know what ‘together’ meant.
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Using too many words to say something simple. It's like trying to explain a fart with a thesis.
'We are going to make the American dream a reality for all people.', said by a man who had never dreamed before.
'We need to work together to build a better future.', said by a guy who had never worked or had a future.
'This is a new chapter in our story.', said by a man who didn’t know what a chapter was.
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