obamagnetism

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A magic spell that makes people fall in love with you just by you talking. It’s like being the cool kid in class who everyone wants to hang with.
The guy in the Zoom call said ‘Yes we can’ and I immediately donated $500.
My niece started crying because she felt bad for the poor guy who lost his job.
My dog stared at the TV and started barking at the president like he was a ghost.
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A weird power that makes people throw money at you like you’re a beggar on the street.
My mom sent me a text saying ‘Don’t let that man waste my money!’
My neighbor donated $10,000 just because he saw a commercial and it made him feel sad.
My cat started licking the screen when he saw the campaign ad.
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