Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Making up some fake big deal to make everyone forget about the real mess you're in.

Hey, did you hear about the new pizza coming? It's gonna change the world!

There's a secret alien meeting happening next week, it's gonna be bigger than the moon landing!

I'm gonna fix everything once this new thing comes out, trust me.

2

A stupid phrase used to cover up how bad you are at your job.

'I'm just trying to make America great again, okay? You're just being mean!'

I have a plan, it's perfect, I swear, and it's not dumb at all!

You're just jealous of my genius!

3

A dumb word that means trying to hide how bad you are at handling a virus and a big scandal.

'I didn't know about the virus! I had a plan, it was perfect!'

The virus was fake, I swear, and the scandal? That was a conspiracy!

I had no idea what was going on, I was busy making everything great again.

4

Getting mad because a black guy was good at his job and got promoted over you.

'He was given a position of power, it's not fair! He must have cheated!'

He was just given a promotion, it's not like he actually did anything!

He's black, that's why he got the job, it's not like he was good at it.

5

Saying sorry but making the other person look like a total idiot for it.

'I'm sorry, but you're just a total idiot for not listening to me!'

I'm sorry, but you're the reason everything went wrong!

It's not my fault, it's all you!

6

A stupid lie made up by a bunch of jerks who think Russia helps you and not them.

'Obama and Flynn had a secret counterintelligence prom! It was the best prom ever!'

Obama knew everything about the election, and he did nothing! What a jerk!

Russia helps me, not them, and I'm not a dumb person!

7

A stupid word that describes how awesome this president was, even though he was actually kind of good.

'Obamage is so awesome, it's like a superpower!'

He won a landslide victory, and it was the best thing ever!

He's gonna take over the world, I swear, and it's gonna be awesome!