obamagasim

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A Republican kid who throws a tantrum like they’re still in preschool whenever Obama does something smart.

"He’s gonna make us all poor!", after Obama gave free college to some kids.

"He’s gonna take our guns!", because Obama said climate change is real.

"He’s gonna make us all eat veggies!", because Obama ate a salad once.

A Republican who acts like the sky is falling every time Obama does something that doesn’t make them rich.

"He’s gonna take our money!", because Obama gave free college to some kids.

"He’s gonna take our freedom!", because Obama said climate change is real.

"He’s gonna make us all eat veggies!", because Obama ate a salad once.

A Republican who loses their mind over the smallest thing Obama does, like he’s the devil in a suit.

"He’s the devil!", because Obama gave free college to some kids.

"He’s gonna burn our country down!", because Obama said climate change is real.

"He’s gonna force us to eat veggies!", because Obama ate a salad once.

A Republican who thinks Obama is the worst person ever, even though he’s just trying to help people.

"He’s the worst president ever!", because Obama gave free college to some kids.

"He’s gonna kill us all!", because Obama said climate change is real.

"He’s making us all eat veggies!", because Obama ate a salad once.

A Republican who gets so mad at Obama for doing something normal, like breathing.

"He’s gonna make us all breathe veggies!", because Obama gave free college to some kids.

"He’s gonna make us all die!", because Obama said climate change is real.

"He’s gonna make us all eat veggies!", because Obama ate a salad once.

A Republican who thinks Obama is the devil, even though he’s just trying to make life easier for people.

"He’s the devil!", because Obama gave free college to some kids.

"He’s gonna make us all die!", because Obama said climate change is real.

"He’s gonna make us all eat veggies!", because Obama ate a salad once.