Obamagarchy

The president just signed another stupid law, and no one even noticed because they're all too busy fighting over who has the biggest yacht.

My uncle said he’s gonna quit his job if they don’t fix this mess.

I saw a tweet that said, 'Obamagarchy is just the rich people’s version of a group project.'

My cousin got kicked out of the Senate because he couldn’t stop arguing with his best friend.

A news headline said, 'Rich people are fighting over tax breaks like it’s the final level of a video game.'

My mom said, 'If they keep doing this, we’ll all be broke by the time I retire.'

A guy on the street yelled, 'Obamagarchy is just a rich man’s way of saying, “I’m not done yet.”'

My dad said, 'They’re all just playing favorites like they’re in a middle school.'

A kid in my class drew a picture of a bunch of rich people sitting on thrones in Washington DC.

My friend’s mom said, 'They’re all just fighting over who gets to be the cool kid in the next election.'

A news article said, 'Obamagarchy is like a group project where everyone’s just trying to get an A.'

A kid in my class said, 'It’s like the government has a popularity contest, and the rich people win every time.'

A guy in my class said, 'Obamagarchy is like a game show, and the rich people are the contestants.'

My neighbor said, 'They think they’re the smartest people in the world, but they’re just making everything worse.'

A tweet said, 'Obamagarchy is just the rich people’s way of saying, “We’re not done yet.”'

A news article said, 'They’re all just arguing about who gets to be the boss forever.'

My brother said, 'Obamagarchy is like a group project, and only the rich people get to do the work.'

A kid in my class drew a picture of the government as a bunch of rich people sitting on a throne.