Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To lie your ass off and spread the lie like a disease so you can get what you want.

I obamafied the whole school by saying the principal was a secret vampire.

He obamafied the election by telling everyone his mom was the queen of France.

She obamafied the pizza place by saying they used rat hair in the dough.

2

To fix something with junk and hope it doesn't fall apart before you're done.

He obamafied his car with duct tape and a banana peel.

She obamafied her phone with a pencil and a sock.

They obamafied the spaceship with a toaster and a crayon.

3

To name something after Obama just because you like him and think it sounds cool.

His new sandwich is called the 'Barack Biscuit.'

The dog is now named 'Michelle Munch.'

The new video game is called 'Obama Quest: Yes, We Can!'

4

To make something awesome or fix something broken with a little magic and hope.

He obamafied his grades by cheating on the test.

She obamafied her hair by using glue and glitter.

They obamafied the economy by giving everyone free candy.

5

To be super confident and believe everything you say no matter how dumb it sounds.

He obamafied the whole class by saying he could fly.

She obamafied the teacher by saying she was a wizard.

They obamafied the world by saying they had a time machine.

6

To believe everything someone says without thinking, even if it's total nonsense.

He obamafied the whole school by believing the janitor was a superhero.

She obamafied the internet by believing cats ran the world.

They obamafied the moon by saying it was made of cheese.

7

To talk like Obama by taking tiny breaks between every word, like you're giving a speech to millions.

'I believe... we can... fix this... problem.'

'Yes... we can... make this... better.'

'I am... the hope... of the... future.'