obamafuscation

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When a presidential hopeful messes up so bad they try to cover it up with a bunch of hot air and lies.

The candidate said, 'I promise I didn't steal the election!' while everyone knew he did.

He tried to explain his mistake by saying, 'It was a technicality!'

He blamed the whole thing on a 'miscommunication' that lasted five years.

Using fancy words and fake transparency to hide the fact that you're a total screw-up.

She said, 'I'm being completely honest with you!' while hiding her whole scandal.

He used 'openness' as a cover for his shady deals.

He made a big speech about 'clarity' but it was all nonsense.

Any time someone starts with 'Now, let me be perfectly clear' and then says something that makes no sense.

'Now, let me be perfectly clear,' he said, 'I didn't do anything wrong!'

She started, 'Now, let me be perfectly clear,' and then confused everyone.

He opened with 'Now, let me be perfectly clear,' and then lied to our faces.